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Surge Radio #1, Mars: 3:17am. These were the only recovered segments of last night's broadcast, sent from a hacked Blackberry in Surge City, Mars. For those of you who don't know, Surge City, Mars is a haven for low-life, gel-huffing, pierced perverts that have nothing better to do than listen to punk music, get tattoos and suck up the planet's artificial atmosphere. Studies show that rats, exposed to this noise continuously over 45 minutes grew metal spikes, black leather dermis and secreted draino™. Expat recording artist, Ryan Howe known for work with the so-called Punks ✠n Mars, is said to have produced these tracks with street glitterpunks in Surge City. Howe himself, though not seen by earthling eyes in over 2 years, has undergone mutations similar to those seen in the lab rats. We present this excerpt for educational purposes only! The Ratgum Records online novelty shop is proud to carry the entire 36 minute broadcast on professionally recorded cassette. $5.