Friday, November 9, 2012

Buy Self Titled Punks on Mars @ Bandcamp!

The original LP from Punks on Mars is available again for a limited time at our bandcamp! If you decide to grip you will be rewarded with a teeny-dreamy poster of the artist and a free download. Get it on vinyl HERE!!

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Punks On Mars BAD EXPECTATIONS *NEW LP* & Commercial

                                    

It's the first day of school: your two-foot pomp flaps over your face, your bus is late, your locker gets stuck, swirlys abound in the boys bathroom... You see your summer squeeze walk down the hall with Roxy Howe, the king of CHeeze, lead singer of the Punks on Mars.  Yeah, you're not alone, we all have pretty BAD EXPECTATIONS for this school year. Him and his double-platinum band of super-seniors take what they can get from the student body, and that's a lot.  Take Vicky Forman, on vox & keys for instance; she walks the halls with six leashed-up freshman at her feet, her pockets stuffed with confiscated jelli pens and their milk money; she waters them en mass in 2nd floor janitorial slop sink.  Or bassist Tricky Nicky Ray: don't go into the boys room third period, unless you want to check your hair in the reflection of his gleaming switchblade.  Some say he's 25, the perennial sophomore who earned his stripes taking calls on 53rd and 3rd; some have seen Principal Chazmeyer picking him up for late night detention sessions. Or even Joey, lord of the flies, on the drums; sure he spent his summer vacay at camp in new england with a diaper for a crown, but so what? The point is, Punks on Mars' latest LP is out now on Zoo Music and Jo has made a great commercial to help sell it, tho I doubt it needs any.  Buy it HERE! for the low price of $13.00 I think or stream it free HERE!! 

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Punks on Mars- People Talk (digital 45")



Latest import release from our fave record shop on Mars, Electric Kitty's Radioactive City. The Punks on Mars are back in the swing on this one.  After talk of lead singer/guitarist/keyboardist/bassist/drummer Ryan Howe faking his own death we figured it was time for us here on earth to start taking the young artist seriously.  The single is streaming here on us!




Monday, March 19, 2012

HEY! TIFFANY 7" EP


THE HEY! TIFFANY 7" IS STILL AVAILABLE for $6 (plus 3 for shipping in US), BUT IN DWINDLING SUPPLY!  SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT!

The stream is flowing here so you can listen before you $$$$. Japanese customers should head here to get it!

Monday, January 30, 2012

...COming tO A mOtel nEaR YOU!

We finally cleared Earth customs and decontamination----and the band is ready to terrorize your home town! Come see the full baroque power-art ensemble open up for the oh-so-fatal dreaminators::: Dum DUm Girls::: on their east coast tour with Widowspeak. And in case you were still expecting bad karaoke:

Monday, August 8, 2011

NEW!: PUNKS ON MARS DEBUT LP/INFOMERCIAL




Ratgum Records is so happy to bring you this deluxe vinyl edition of PUNKS ON MARS' SELF TITLED DEBUT. PUNKS ON MARS has been making noise for some time now but this is the definitive poptart statement from the artist known as punk. Laugh as beethoven rolls in his grave at the pop satire of PUNKS on MARS. This release comes highly recommended. $12+shipping//INCLUDES A TEEN DREAM POSTER for your bedroom!....and a free download
EDITING/SKINEMATOGRAPHY: MELISSA WYNNE/LORD DRACLUA//PUNKS ON MARS


GET IT HERE!!



Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Luke Perry's "BRAINWAVE'S RERUN CRUNCH" CS//PHONE FREAK



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Last year's classic available again in limited supply! Pick up the phone and Dial 911 to catch Brenda before she hits the Galleria to meet Dylan. She's been absolutely dyyyyyying to get u to come see her do her routine at Hot Topic whilst glittering mall punks gawk in wonder...It's a weird world but let Luke be your guide! And only $5+shipping gets you in the door.
If you don't have a quarter you can freak the phone:
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Wednesday, June 15, 2011

RYAN HOWE *PRESENTS* PIMPLES IN 3D

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PIMPLES IN 3D SNEEK PEEK by Ratgum Records
Surge Radio #1, Mars: 3:17am. These were the only recovered segments of last night's broadcast, sent from a hacked Blackberry in Surge City, Mars. For those of you who don't know, Surge City, Mars is a haven for low-life, gel-huffing, pierced perverts that have nothing better to do than listen to punk music, get tattoos and suck up the planet's artificial atmosphere. Studies show that rats, exposed to this noise continuously over 45 minutes grew metal spikes, black leather dermis and secreted draino™. Expat recording artist, Ryan Howe known for work with the so-called Punks n Mars, is said to have produced these tracks with street glitterpunks in Surge City. Howe himself, though not seen by earthling eyes in over 2 years, has undergone mutations similar to those seen in the lab rats. We present this excerpt for educational purposes only! The Ratgum Records online novelty shop is proud to carry the entire 36 minute broadcast on professionally recorded cassette. $5.














Monday, May 9, 2011

Punks On Mars: Madame Tussaud Overdrive 7"


Step into Madame Tussaud's Wax on Mars, the museum of counterfeit celebrity and epxeriMENTAL plastic ego enhancement. Here my likeness will live on for all time, GLITTER ON MARS: ears still ringing from the encore, my manager inserts a final tab of synthetic adrenaline, "For your appearance on Mars @ Nite, " he says. "Lets go, the transport is waiting. Here," he hands me a tablet, "rehearse your lines. You'll be talking about your blood type, your favorite date spot in the colony, your new single, and....let's see....your new line of latex facialwear." The industry found that Living Tissue™ stars required far less upkeep than earlier AnimaPoptronics ™ models and holoprojections are totally passe. And uhh wait, what was I saying?
GLITTER ON MARS by Ratgum Records

PUNKS ON MARS: MADDAME TUSSAUD OVERDRIVE 7"
COMING SOON in limited supply. Own your piece of history.