PUNKS ON MARS with THE NERVES!

The Punks on Mars have some NYC shows coming up!

4/11 with the Nerves etc. @union pool

4/12 with Crocodiles @ Mercury Lounge

After that we head back to mars to record our new record so catch us whilst you can!!

HEY! TIFFANY 7" EP

THE HEY! TIFFANY 7" IS STILL AVAILABLE for $6 (plus 3 for shipping in US), BUT IN DWINDLING SUPPLY!

The stream is flowing here so you can listen before you $$$$. Japanese customers should head here to get it!

...COming tO A mOtel nEaR YOU!

We finally cleared Earth customs and decontamination----and the band is ready to terrorize your home town! Come see the full baroque power-art ensemble open up for the oh-so-fatal dreaminators::: Dum DUm Girls::: on their east coast tour with Widowspeak. And in case you were still expecting bad karaoke:

THE PUNKS ON MARS ANNOUNCE "HEY! TIFFANY" 7"

Don't touch that dial, you've got hair jell on your fingers! The un-sleeping, un-eating Punks On Mars have been working all nighters to bring you the followup to their gut spilling debut, a desperate txt message blasted into the universe, "HEY! TIFFANY". Earth distribution and financing provided by the people at ZOO MUSIC. STAY TUNED FOR VIDEOS AND OTHER COOL PROMOTIONAL EPHEMERA.

NEW!: PUNKS ON MARS DEBUT LP/INFOMERCIAL

Ratgum Records is so happy to bring you this deluxe vinyl edition of PUNKS ON MARS' SELF TITLED DEBUT. PUNKS ON MARS has been making noise for some time now but this is the definitive poptart statement from the artist known as punk. Laugh as beethoven rolls in his grave at the pop satire of PUNKS on MARS. This release comes highly recommended. $10+shipping//INCLUDES A TEEN DREAM POSTER for your bedroom!....and a free download

EDITING/SKINEMATOGRAPHY: MELISSA WYNNE/LORD DRACLUA//PUNKS ON MARS

ATTN. UK/EURO CUSTOMERS PLEASE SEND ADDITIONAL $5 FOR SHIPPING. AND JAPANESE BUYERS AN ADDITIONAL $7.50.

Luke Perry's "BRAINWAVE'S RERUN CRUNCH" CS//PHONE FREAK

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Last year's classic available again in limited supply! Pick up the phone and Dial 911 to catch Brenda before she hits the Galleria to meet Dylan. She's been absolutely dyyyyyying to get u to come see her do her routine at Hot Topic whilst glittering mall punks gawk in wonder...It's a weird world but let Luke be your guide! And only $5+shipping gets you in the door.
If you don't have a quarter you can freak the phone:
Phone Freak by Ratgum Records

RYAN HOWE *PRESENTS* PIMPLES IN 3D

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PIMPLES IN 3D SNEEK PEEK by Ratgum Records

Surge Radio #1, Mars: 3:17am. These were the only recovered segments of last night's broadcast, sent from a hacked Blackberry in Surge City, Mars. For those of you who don't know, Surge City, Mars is a haven for low-life, gel-huffing, pierced perverts that have nothing better to do than listen to punk music, get tattoos and suck up the planet's artificial atmosphere. Studies show that rats, exposed to this noise continuously over 45 minutes grew metal spikes, black leather dermis and secreted draino™. Expat recording artist, Ryan Howe known for work with the so-called Punks ✠n Mars, is said to have produced these tracks with street glitterpunks in Surge City. Howe himself, though not seen by earthling eyes in over 2 years, has undergone mutations similar to those seen in the lab rats. We present this excerpt for educational purposes only! The Ratgum Records online novelty shop is proud to carry the entire 36 minute broadcast on professionally recorded cassette. $5.

Punks On Mars: Madame Tussaud Overdrive 7"

Step into Madame Tussaud's Wax on Mars, the museum of counterfeit celebrity and epxeriMENTAL plastic ego enhancement. Here my likeness will live on for all time, GLITTER ON MARS: ears still ringing from the encore, my manager inserts a final tab of synthetic adrenaline, "For your appearance on Mars @ Nite, " he says. "Lets go, the transport is waiting. Here," he hands me a tablet, "rehearse your lines. You'll be talking about your blood type, your favorite date spot in the colony, your new single, and....let's see....your new line of latex facialwear." The industry found that Living Tissue™ stars required far less upkeep than earlier AnimaPoptronics ™ models and holoprojections are totally passe. And uhh wait, what was I saying?

GLITTER ON MARS by Ratgum Records

PUNKS ON MARS: MADDAME TUSSAUD OVERDRIVE 7"

COMING SOON in limited supply. Own your piece of history.